Happy Halloween my Friends -
Just to make all of us Halloween pumpkin carving procrastinators feel worse, I thought I would share some pumpkins carved for kids by good mothers (or overachievers – whatever):
For my fellow Vikings fans! I was going to do this one this year, but since I already carved this in butter at the State Fair this year, I decided to not be a show off by doing it to my pumpkin too. You know what I am saying – right? No one likes a butter carving, pumpkin carving bitch.
I mean seriously … who wouldn’t get mother of the year for this pumpkin display? The neighbors will love explaining to their children why the pumpkin is throwing up. Fun for all!
This pumpkin is good for the really little kids. Tell them this is what happens to baby pumpkins when they don’t keep their rooms clean. A little fear never hurt anyone, but I would suggest putting some money aside for therapy. Disciplining through pumpkin art is all the rage in Europe.
I am not sure if this is an alien or a very scary spider, either way it has no place on my front porch. Who wants to scare the crap out of yourself every time you open the front door?
Wishing you a safe and very happy Halloween!
Hope your life is more cute pumpkin heaven than creepy pumpkin havoc!