Woo Hoo! It’s Back-to-School Monday!! Here is what my house looked like this morning:
Can you relate?
Do you remember my post last week about who you might meet at your child’s school orientation? Well – after many days of orientations last week, I had to add a couple more Moms you just might meet at your orientation. These are courtesy of my amazing friend from Three Monkeez – I was cracking up!
How about Political Mom:
She works the room like she’s running for office. Kissing babies, shaking hands, trying to get a leg up somehow to make sure her child gets offered THE scholarship because of her position in the crowd.
Then there’s Saint Mom:
She’s the one that went on a mission trip this summer digging wells in a 3rd world country so unfortunate children could have drinking water while you sat your ass in a lounge chair on some beach sipping frozen drinks. I do my part- I tipped him.
And of course there’s Religious Mom:
She’s a classic- best served early in the morning to try and save your soul from the fires of damnation. No one is more “Christian” than her and her beautiful cherubs. Did I mention that her daughter is the one with an outfit in her backpack to change after she leaves the house and has a “reputation” at school but the mom is oblivious.
Enjoy your quiet and it is okay to go back to bed now … I (I mean YOU) deserve it!
Hope your life is more quiet house heaven than hectic summer havoc!